The Yum Yum Girls: john Holmes stars as "flap jack," the first man to pierce 11 pancakes with hish penis and serve them to blind nuns.
woman wakes up after passionate night with turtle only to find his shell
woman wakes up after passionate night with turtle only to find his shell
Three Bites of the Apple:
1. Lecherous Apple Invades Women's Shower Room.
2. Fish comes to land to settle an old score.
3. A size 42 belt terrorizes a local zoo.
It Takes Two: Twin teams up to find a cure for erectile dysfunction
The Five Thousand Fingers of Dr. T: Mr. T, after receiving his doctorate, makes a ham sandwich but finds it disappointing
Farci: A new hit ABC sitcom about a detective with Alzheimer's who is trying to track down . . . Himself?
Norman’s Great Adventure: Talking head ingratiates himself into local farm community by positive attitude towards his infirmity.
Loophol: A Man with a lazy eye finds focus when he suddenly learns that his uncle’s father was his favorite childhood labradoodle.
Talk to me: German guards interrogate 17 mimes to death
Hogwild:
1. After graduation, a small pig goes on safari and shoots a giraffe
A zookeeper teaches the animals how to read and in return they help him overcome his gambling addiction.
Dirty Little Billy:
1. A reserved dwarf quarrels with his Siamese twin brother over relationships and organized crime.
2. A goat washes up on the shores of Cape Cod and learns how to knit penis caps.
The Time of the Year: A relationship between Diana, a compulsive liar, and Tom, a compulsive believer, somehow works out.
She must be seeing things:
1. Val Kilmer kidnaps a woman and in order to not have her identify him in a “penis line-up” dresses up his cock as a Butler from Moscow.
2. Blind Girl snaps out of blindness when presented with a pubic hair birthday cake with one lit candle.
Girl with an itch: A young painter is given the opportunity of a lifetime when she and her canvas have sex watercolor style.
Beginning of the End:
1. A software engineer creates an Apple who loves him, but then sadly . . . betrays him.
2. Chunk Chipmunk’s unbridled passion leads a piece of brie to its doom
The Creature wasn’t nice
1. Sci-fi film about a sea monster that eats only the 1st born babies of couples that need in vitro fertilization
2. An ill-themed Christian Single’s Mixer called “Dress your genitalia up as biblical figures” goes horribly wrong when Reverend Thomson’s “Moses” starts questioning God.
Man Facing Southeast:
1. A magic compass takes a man anywhere he wants to go but southeast.
2. After losing his wife to American Gladiator Turbo, John assembles his man-sized Ball and rolls toward the sun, say . . . round, 11am.
3. Pixar family favorite about a man and his talking compass (voiced by Samuel L. Jackson) who hustles boy scouts for drug money.
4. A man who uses penis as compass to find soul-mate
Big Combo: Two large breasted women slap each other silly without using their hands
Summer in Ontario: A piece of Canadian Bacon learns how to build a log cabin
Liars: A relationship between Diana, a compulsive liar, and Tom, a compulsive believer, somehow works out.
It Takes Two: an optimist and pessimist battle for pet ownership
The Zone: Sandra Bullock stars as a piece of blue tubing.
