acomia: ancient islandic tradition of melting butter on priceless paintings and “hoping for the best.”
antibromic: to be against stinky cheese but...for cheese in general
antibromic: to be against stinky cheese but...for cheese in general
bagra: to animate a cheeseburger comedy
barbone: Of or pertaining to the dust that collects on Dan’s Wang
basta: To urinate by committee
bustard: A juvenile vulture
cephanolamoney: the practice of circumsizing ground hogs
chenso: To slowly become attracted to cheese
comnetism: To believe one is on an island though one is clearly surrounded by land
cepholomancy: The ability to predict every time a dog will bark.
dega: to impersonate death in order to score in a cemetery
didunculus; a new adult diaper that poses as a back pain reliever
didunculus; a new adult diaper that poses as a back pain reliever
doromania:
1. fear of using doors as entrances or exits
1. fear of using doors as entrances or exits
2. compulsion to carve a d in cats
3. a tremendous fear of falling compounded by a tremendous fear of rising
drepitude: Immense fear of falling compounded by an immense fear of rising
hankin: to worship 2 percent milk
drepitude: Immense fear of falling compounded by an immense fear of rising
hankin: to worship 2 percent milk
helleejay: the art of sneaking into an Asian family’s house to take pictures
lambative: A new sexual style developed by the interspecies coital pioneer James Pestrak often involving shearing the sheep while mounting from behind when covered in honey.
locofoco:
1. An inane 8 letter word used by Scrabble Chamption Ross Foss in 1988 to break the Sacramento Board of Tourism’s champion Rita Fooney’s 3 year long winning streak
2. The ancient Aztec game of squinting at people and trying to guess who they are
jactancy: to routinely use "altitude" to compensate for misaligned genetalia
jactancy: to routinely use "altitude" to compensate for misaligned genetalia
Illith:
1. Christmas elf with irritable bowel syndrome
2. Circumcisim performed by carnivorous weavils
kensingtition: The belief that one can learn only while setting oneself on fire.
manit: Command used by militaristic, overbearing fathers when yelling at their songs in a production of Swan Lake.
kensingtition: The belief that one can learn only while setting oneself on fire.
manit: Command used by militaristic, overbearing fathers when yelling at their songs in a production of Swan Lake.
mushfaker:
1. A psychic kitten used to properly re-arrange decorative pillows
2. Indian shaman who has visions while fondling soft turnips
3. A potato who pretends to be mashed but when the chef disappears returns to full form
mushtoper: To add condiments to the pubic region before sexual activity
nestcock - a male organ that is poorly groomed
skagbolite: a mythological creature, part imp, part cheesecakemushtoper: To add condiments to the pubic region before sexual activity
nestcock - a male organ that is poorly groomed
Sirmunkle: Wildly unpopular muppet knight who unfortunately defecated on Ms. Piggy.
squonk: The sound produced when a small child is dropped from a tree.
squonk: The sound produced when a small child is dropped from a tree.
teaa: a dildo exclusively for unhappy women
tristany: To pee on a small turtle, without mercy.
tristany: To pee on a small turtle, without mercy.
titbow:
1. A caterpillar whose motivational speeches change larvae into butterflies
2. State of confusion resulting from absolute denial of the world being round or flat.
tombola - The mini-me version of former Italian Olympic star Alberto Tomba
tombola - The mini-me version of former Italian Olympic star Alberto Tomba
won-gee: Word that comes before two-gee
yeevil: Evil, like so evil it refers to Yeev, the sister of Eve, who ate the snake and a couple of apples.
yeevil: Evil, like so evil it refers to Yeev, the sister of Eve, who ate the snake and a couple of apples.
