acomia (n): ancient Islandic tradition of melting butter on priceless paintings and “hoping for the best.”

I’m not sure how this “ancient” process developed, or on what priceless paintings it’s been attempted on, but I wish they’d head on down to MOMA. 

A lot of those “pieces” could use a little butter – I guess what I’m saying is that a red square on a white canvass is a little dry…

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