tristany (verb): To pee on a small turtle without mercy

Now, we’ve all peed on turtles before. I mean, come on. And the little ones are the most satisfying, for sure. But with mercy, right?

So if you’ve tristanyed (one of those rare verbs that doesn’t become ied), tell us why.

After all, what kind of monster wouldn’t have sympathy for that little guy?

And yet it happens more than we’d like to think.

So many traumatized little turtles…

Warm, wet, and sad…

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