Category Archives: verb


Bagra (v):  to animate a cheeseburger comedy

So what’s this cheeseburger’s story? 

Does he fall in love with a regular old burger but have to introduce it to his racist parents?

Is he on a quest to find the perfect bun?

Does he become vegan?

Who knows? 

Alright Youtube – it’s your turn.


to urinate by committee

Every one believes that deciding by group is a great idea. And it can be. A lot of famous historical events were aided by bastaing–The American Revolution, for one. Throughout history, fearless men and women have bastaed as a way to ease tensions and get to the root of issues.


chenso (v): to slowly become attracted to cheese.

usage: Tom chensoed his prized Swiss after the odor began to linger at his nostrils.

history: Cheese-making dates back to the Middle East. However, it was not until the ancient Greeks and Romans that the chensites, or cheese-lovers, first appeared. Historically, society has been less accepting to chensites than other fetish groups.

Greek mythology cites Aristaeus, minor God and son of Apollo and the huntress Cyrene, as the first chensite.

Because the first cheeses were more properly curds, which tended to produce more sour varieties (resulting in obvious love-making difficulties) chensoing would not come into practice until the 1st century, A.D. when Roman historian Piny the Elder recorded the successful creation of the hard cheese now more commonly known as “Swiss Cheese.” With the discovery of Propionibacter shermani, the bacteria which gives Swiss Cheese its distinctive holes, the chensite community began to flourish.


tristany (verb): To pee on a small turtle without mercy

Now, we’ve all peed on turtles before. I mean, come on. And the little ones are the most satisfying, for sure. But with mercy, right?

So if you’ve tristanyed (one of those rare verbs that doesn’t become ied), tell us why.

After all, what kind of monster wouldn’t have sympathy for that little guy?

And yet it happens more than we’d like to think.

So many traumatized little turtles…

Warm, wet, and sad…

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